What are your tips to survive in Chicago if I plan to get a job as convenience store clerk?

Answer 1

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1) Go in early.

2) State late.

3) Do your job efficiently and discreetly.

4) Greet each customer with a smile both on your face and in your heart.

5) If you see a cop, run like hell. They're about to make you statistic to promote the          "more money for cops" theory. 

Answer 2

Be nice to Silent Bob and Jay. 

Answer 3

First,  be certain that your Last Will and Testament is up to date.  Next, work the day shift. 

Answer 4

Step 1: Buy a map 

Step 2: get out of Chicago

Answer 5

Get a good set of masks and keep them clean. Sign up for your alderman's newsletter to keep up to date on Covid restrictions. Get a flu shot. Get the new vaccine as soon as possible. Wash your hands as much as possible.

Answer 6

It's a big nation. Why go to Chicago?