Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 2 months ago

Whats joke(s) made you laugh the hardest that you can remember.?

Just want an excuse to laugh :/

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  • 2 months ago
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?Β 

    Ground Beef .Β 

    *makes me laugh ***every**** time.Β Β 

    I laughed just now typing that.Β 

  • 2 months ago

    Weasal GπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒround Beef was my joke, thank you.😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • 2 months ago

    cant think ofΒ  an actual joke reallyΒ 

    but this is funny

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  • 2 months ago

    Here are a couple jokes: 1. What do you do when you're a blind person and your seeing eye dog falls asleep in the middle of the road when you're trying to cross the street? You call tripple A and say your car battery died. 2. A blind guy walks into the store with his seeing eye dog. He picks up the dog and starts swinging it around. Someone asks "Why are you swinging your dog around like that?" and he says "I'm just looking around". 3. A blind guy's seeing eye dog ran away from him. So the guy gets a treat and someone says "Why are you giving him a treat? He was bad, he ran away from you" and the guy said, "Well I'm just doing that so I can feel where he is so I can kick him in the ***".Β 

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  • Guber
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    donald trump... well that one's actually sad - sorry!

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