Why are fat men obsessed with loud motorcycles?

Answer 1

Why are skinny men irritated.?

Answer 2

Because all the "skinny" men are obsessed with the buzzy little motorcycles and scooters that have a tampon dispenser!

Answer 3

I am not. My factory pipes on my V-twin have a good enough purr for me.

Answer 4

Nobody fat in my crew. We all lift weights dummy. My bikes are loud because I like the way they sound. Period . End of story. 

Answer 5

Harley Davidsons are designed to be Loud

Answer 6

Fat, skinny, it's puzzling why a grown man would think that it is ok to destroy the peaceful enjoyment that home owners deserve as part of their ownership. Everyone hates noisy motorcycles except for the very goons themselves.

Answer 7

They could do something about the noise if they wanted to, but can't help being fat. Live and let live. I wouldn't say they're obsessed with being noisy. Most cagers who run into motorcycles say, "I didn't see it". Noise is a safety measure. Next time you're walking down the hall and see him coming your way, don't move over and see what happens.

Answer 8

They aren't, necessarily. There must be millions of over weight rednecks who love loud trucks but hate motorcycles.,

I weigh  about 150 lbs (so did Sonny Barger in his younger days),  yet love my open pipes. I ride  with Big guys but few I'd class as "fat". The  bro who  played Santa Claus at our toy run had to pad up with foam rubber. Had a big red Indian "Chief" and custom trailer that looked like a sleigh; wish I could post my pix.

@scott: best answer, dont feed trolls, 

Answer 9

To cover the sound of your whining.

Answer 10

They need all that low-end torque to move all that weight.