Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 month ago

I was in a car accident and a Trump supporter saved my life?

Good thing he knew CPR. He was using tongue method for mouth-to-mouth. He squeezed my boobs until he felt a heartbeat. I didn't know I was in such bad shape. He said it looked like I was in shock.

To thank him, he will go to visit me tomorrow. He said to make certain I was OK was to probe me in the anus.

What a nice guy! Why can't libs be more like real men?

2 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    A Liberal getting in a car accident, now that i believe. 

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  • 1 month ago

    Good thing it wasn’t a democrat; he’d have avoided you and felt up your child. 

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