RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles 2 months ago

Which celebrity should we invite to the Jokes & Riddles Christmas party as an after-dinner speaker?

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago
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    Toe be,or not toe be,RR..

    Our own Carol,colud lead us in Caroling;

    But if anyone parks in my space,they鈥檒l be TOE鈥橠..

    (I鈥檒l call a professional hooker.馃)

  • 1 month ago

    Why---the one and only聽 Little Big Man, of course!聽

    He could regale with harrowing tales of P&S聽 wars and strife..........and with any luck,聽 he'll bring Sharon Stone as his date.聽

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      A TU for you, my friend!

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  • Gregg
    Lv 6
    1 month ago

    .聽 Trump.聽 He's the biggest joke of all seasons.

  • 2 months ago

    Gristle McFizzle,the Cannibal Mime.

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  • 2 months ago

    Padraig, ar nd贸igh....

  • L么n
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Bernard Manning (the late, great)... but....

    Anyone non-PC so he could tell jokes like:-

    Lizah was at a quiz show and was asked " Who piloted the first aeroplane?

    Lizah answered: " Mah Rastus."

    The questionmaster said : "Sorry, that's wrong, the answer is 'Alcock and Brown."

    Lizah replied: "That's what ah said...MAH RASTUS!"

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    • L么n
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      The one I'd love on here (if he were alive) would be Bernard Manning.....the PC snowflakes would be apoplectic!

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  • 2 months ago

    Well, he may not be a celebrity but he is a truly funny guy, are very own Laughing Boy he would bring tears to your eyes with laughing.

  • Tommy Cooper. 聽 聽.

  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Chris Hemsworth, please.

  • 2 months ago

    Only one if he were alive today...... The great RODNEY DANGERFIELD......馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀

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    • Weasel McWeasel
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Yeah.....I use to think I was a champ at hide and seek.......I could hide for hours, and no one could find me.聽 聽It wasn't until years later, I realized that's because no one was looking for聽 me ! *adjusts tie*聽

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