What’s the absolute sickest joke you know?
As the title says ^
- 8 months ago
I like babies but..
I can't eat a whole one.
- Anonymous8 months ago
What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
- The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
- You take out the pizza...in one piece.
- Dv8sLv 78 months ago
The sickest joke that I can repeat here is, Where do you find a dog with no legs? Same place you left him.
- IamiblisdautrLv 48 months ago
Jokes about miscarriage.
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- PronkLv 78 months ago
Um,,,,,,,I have one.
- 8 months ago
One night from the crypt of St,Giles came a cry that resounded for miles
Said the Vicar 'Good gracious has Father Ignatius forgotten the Bishop has piles.
There was a young fellow called Giles who had diarrhoea,consumption and piles
And on top of all these he had venereal disease.You could smell the poor bugger for miles.
- succorLv 78 months ago
What do you call a guy who's deaf?
Anything you like he can't hear you.
- LônLv 78 months ago
What's red, sits in the corner and cries??
A baby playing with razor-blades.
- curtisports2Lv 78 months ago
What's worse than a cat caught in a tree? Half a cat caught in a tree.
- Resident RumpLv 48 months ago
"Something else I'm getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk
I have to listen to about children. That's all you hear about anymore,
children: "Help the children, save the children, protect the children." You
know what I say? f___ the children!"Source(s): George Carlin