how to **** yourself?

Answer 1

Being a good contorsionist can help a lot.

Answer 2

Buy a dildo, or some kind of toy you can use (a fleshlight, a doll, a vibrator, etc) and just do it ._.

If you ask how to f*ck yourself in life... that’s much easier. Start by being lazy and an ***, be mean to everyone and don’t do your job, that’ll f you up

Answer 3

Use this website long enough and you'll find out...