Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 8 months ago

When my girlfriend makes me angry I look at her through a fork and pretend she's in jail?

It heals me spiritually.

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  • Da
    Lv 5
    8 months ago
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    How do you know that she is the one in jail and it's not you?

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  • anand
    Lv 5
    8 months ago

    What an arresting thought!

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  • 8 months ago

    Well,does she ever look at you through a pair of scissors?

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  • 8 months ago

    This is absolutely brilliant.Β 

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    That is a sentence, not a question.

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  • 8 months ago

    My husband demotes me to "KirsNINE" instead of "KirsTEN" when he's displeased with me.

  • cuxi
    Lv 4
    8 months ago

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  • Kathy
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    She probably wishes you were in jail sometimes.

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  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    Good for you for finding a way to ease the pain

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