Sooo how do i remove a child from a fur suit?

5 year old son super glued a fur suit to his body and now is stuck, I don't want to put him down for being a furry but i also cant get the suit off

24 Answers

  • 1 month ago
    Best Answer

    feed him lots of raw meat, especially pork and chicken. This will suppress his furry urges/tendencies by satisfying his primal need to hunt and eat meat like that. The suit will come off within a week, and you'll have to repeat this process every 8 months or so.

    Source(s): Furry psychologist and expert.
  • 6 days ago

    Unless you want the brat in pain it's just going to have to wear off. Parade him around in public so that people can get a good laugh at him. That'll teach him.

  • 1 month ago

    You remove the fur by removing the child 

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  • 1 month ago

    shaving has worked for me in the past.

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  • 1 month ago

    Tell the fur suit to go the fuçk away!

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  • 1 month ago

    Live with the fur. He will soon grow more fur himself

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Olive Oil, Popcorn, and a chair.

  • 1 month ago

    put him in hot water

  • 1 month ago

    You cannot stop furries. They spread like the plague.

  • 1 month ago

    You can't

    He's a furry for life now

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