Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 6 months ago

My girlfriend walked in on me while another woman was pooping on my chest. How do I make this look like my girlfriend's fault?

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  • 6 months ago

    If your girlfriend still wants to be your girlfriend then she is as sick as you are. Which means that she isn't going to leave you over it.

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  • 6 months ago

    Tell her you didn't think she had to poop yet

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