How to fake a death certificate?

I’m leaving an abusive relationship and I want to get my ex off my Verizon account. He’s refusing to take over his portion of the bill but still trying to force me to pay his part. And according to Verizon the only way to take someone off you account is by paying it all in full (not possible right now) or if... show more I’m leaving an abusive relationship and I want to get my ex off my Verizon account. He’s refusing to take over his portion of the bill but still trying to force me to pay his part. And according to Verizon the only way to take someone off you account is by paying it all in full (not possible right now) or if they’re dead. So hence the death certificate. This is the last step to getting this man out my life. Please help.
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