I have few, but this one always drew laughs.
Two gay guys (not that there is anything wrong with that) went to the Zoo on their day off.
As they were walking around the came upon the Gorilla Enclosure and there standing was a magnificent, handsome, virile specimen.
The one gay (remember this just a joke) says to his buddy, "Take a picture of me and this handsome guy!" Where upon he moves closer to the Enclosure but too close and the Gorilla grabs him, gropes him and has his way with him, so much so he is hospitalized!!
Well, after a few days, the one gay goes and visits his buddy in the hospital and says, "My lord, are you alright, how does it feel!!" His buddy responds, "What do me how does it feel, he doesn't phone, he doesn't write, I'm disappointed!"