Why do people think they've seen a UFO when they haven't?

It is always, without fail, some easily explained natural phenomenon- given enough time to calmly investigate the matter. Like a few days ago I saw a saucer shaped disk, with weirdly colored lights and loud high pitched noises (which I still have a headache from), shoot a spotlight like laser beam out the bottom of... show more It is always, without fail, some easily explained natural phenomenon- given enough time to calmly investigate the matter. Like a few days ago I saw a saucer shaped disk, with weirdly colored lights and loud high pitched noises (which I still have a headache from), shoot a spotlight like laser beam out the bottom of it and suck my neighbor out of his back yard. And did I suspect extraterrestrial origin? Heck, no! I'm rational, and I know swamp gas when I see it.
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