Do you like my Poem My wife the ultimate eater competitor?

While my wife was changing channels

All nice and warm and in her flannels

She wonders what they all are doing

With all those dogs that they are chewing

I told her that the sport is new

But it does draw quite a few

It seems it is the newest craze

I think they starve themselves for days

She says she thinks she wants to try it

But after that, she'll have to diet

I think for all the things she's done

Watching this, should sure be fun

She's warming up, she's up to twenty

If it was me that would be plenty

I think she is a great dog eater

I start to think that none will beat her

Then she got tied at sixty-eight

But she had one more in her plate

And when she swallowed sixty-nine

Behind me sprung a scary line

But with that she nearly fainted

Maybe one was kinda tainted

But when they told her she had won

She barfed them up, till there was none

4 Answers

  • Shazy
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    Hot dog!!!

    It's funny!

    "on her plate" instead of "in" but that could be a language thing!

  • 3 years ago

    Wonderful and funny.

    This is my favorite line.

    And when she swallowed sixty-nine

  • 3 years ago

    A fun poem. I enjoyed it. :)

  • 3 years ago

    its fine for a summary but in the united kingdom we call sella artois the wife beater

    do i really have to sum up the chicken fight

    or could you just take your bar of soap and ...............

    to the red circle

    and wash that goat

    tied to a stake

    cause amos moses is alligator bait

    at the turtle race

    cut to the chase

    the hair lost from your forhead

    yes i like it:)


    anybody got a tic tac


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