Does eating bacon really take 9 minutes off your life?

Answer 1

Yes, bacon is radioactive, and it creates small air bubbles in one's bloodstream. Air bubbles collect in the brain, hence the term "airhead". And then you lose exactly 9.000234min of your life.

Answer 2

That's an exaggeration! A slice of bacon takes only 5 minutes off your life.

Answer 3

I hope not.

I love bacon. I especially love bacon on a burger with chicken, cheese, avocado and tomato. So good.

Y'know what, even if it does take nine minutes off my life, I'll eat it anyway.

Answer 4

NO. Unless as the other post said it takes you 9 minutes to eat it.
Aisha must be a 12 yr. old.

Answer 5

Only if it takes you 9 minutes to eat it.

Answer 6

how does anyone know this? it's all b.s. whats good for you today will be bad for you next week and if it's bad for you today will be good for you next week. everything in moderation. when you are 90 years old, laying in a bed in a nursing home with your mouth open, not knowing if its day or night, monday or friday, do you really think about those 9 minutes? at that point in your life, you probably wish you ate a pound a day.

Answer 7

I shouldn't have had that bacon burger for dinner.

Answer 8

Hahaha no! That's probably one of those silly myths that people make to get attention!

Answer 9

I thought that was smoking xD

Answer 10

Well all Pork shortens your life span it isvery unhealthy and could be considered a poison . When a person goes to the doctor because of health issues Pork is told to be eliminated from your diet .