Please, Christians forum only answer for prayers?
Prayers for the many lost at sea?
- JeannieLv 79 years agoFavorite Answer
I pray for the families of all those who lost loved ones. I ask God to be their comfort and their strength in this time of great loss and pain. I ask in Jesus name. Amen.
- ByckLv 69 years ago
what the hell is praying going to do? Even if there is a God, then all the people lost at sea are dead and judged already, which means they are already either in heaven or hell, which means that praying for people who are dead is a waste of time because God has already made up his mind about them and judged them way before you prayed for them. Too late sucka.
- Tao ManLv 79 years ago
This is no forum for soliciting prayer and you should understand that a prayer offered to the god of your choice, or to the refrigerator will produce the same results.
- RealistLv 59 years ago
If you care so much then go look for them, praying is a waste of time and has never accomplished anything. it's sole purpose is to give the lazy (like you) an easy cop out from actually doing anything useful.
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- 9 years ago
My cat jumps on the roof and dances to Beyonce while he cleans the gutter.
- 9 years ago
It really seems like you don't understand how to correctly ask a question. Shame.
We shall now begin our prayers for the great captain Jack Sparrow. May he rest in peace, or rest at the bottom of the ocean. :(
Oh come on with your thumb crap dude, apparently you don't know how to take advice either. WTF?
- Anonymous9 years ago
This is the story of the Holy Prophet Hosea IMPROVISING a prayer to GOD.
He hates some Jews that he can’t control so in his prayer he is specific and to the point.
He doesn’t go on a long foreplay before asking God anything!
Give them, O LORD— what will you give them? Give them wombs that miscarry*
(*most of the politically motivated Preachers today claim that God is PRO-LIFE and ANTI-ABORTION. That’s hardly the case in any of the Bible stories!)
and breasts that are dry*
(*God rushes IMMEDIATELY to answer HIM! God is known to be very quick to answer anybody’s prayer to hurt children and pregnant women! Most Christians don’t know because they hardly read the Bible!)
"Because of all their wickedness in Gilgal, I HATED them there*
(*God is CONFESSING to Holy Hosea that he HATES the same bunch of Jews, especially their children and pregnant women!)
Because of their SINFUL deeds*
(*only the Clergy knows which ones)
I will drive them out of my house. I will no longer love them*
(*God may LOVE THE WORLD like he claims in John 3:16, but never again these Jews!)
all their leaders are rebellious. Ephraim is blighted, their root is withered. They yield no fruit*
(They don’t bring any tithe money to the Temple – Mal3:9-10,Mat25:41)
even if they bear children*
(*God ALWAYS takes it on innocent children and pregnant women, in an effort to catch the religious people’s attention!)
I will slay their cherished offspring."*
(*God is ALWAYS KILLING CHILDREN after they are born! This is not ABORTION, but the Holocaust of Jewish children in the Bible stories can’t be compared to anything that Hitler did)
When God is determined to kill people, including children and pregnant women, he doesn’t want to hear anybody praying for them!
Then the LORD said to me: "Even if Moses and Samuel were to stand before me, my heart would not go out to this people…
Again I say unto you*
(*now Jesus Christ is BULL CRAPPING as usual!)
That if two of you*
(*Like Holy Moses and Samuel)
shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven*
(*Obviously Jesus Christ never read the Bible!)
God FORCED the Holy Prophet Hosea to go out and BUY a professional prostitute to help him write his Bible stories!
So I bought her to me for 15 pieces of silver…*
(*tax exempt business expense –this harlot was awesome at HALF of Jesus’ price!)
And I said unto her, Thou shalt abide FOR ME many days*
(*until thou gets frigid on me, or I get tired of thee!)
thou shalt not play the harlot, and thou shalt not be for another man: so will I also be for thee*
(*ain’t that a loving Christian commitment to each other?)
God answers any prayer even from a pervert like Holy Hosea, but you must ask according to his will…
(God heard Jesus praying his strategy…) I WILL STRIKE HER CHILDREN DEAD. Then ALL THE CHURCHES WILL KNOW that I am he who searches hearts and minds, and I will repay each of you according to your deeds*
(*that’s praying according to God’s will!)
In Noah’s Flood, God had all innocent children and pregnant women exterminated along with the rest of the World, except for Noah, Satan, and all the Demons.
Before Israel was liberated from Egypt, God had millions of first born children of Egyptian parents slaughtered, including NEWLY BORN BABIES!
When Jesus Christ was born ALL the innocent male children of up to 2 years of age were slaughtered in a way that not even God the Holy Ghost was able to comfort the grieving mothers (Mat 2:18)!
O Daughter of Babylon* (*Iraq?) doomed to destruction, HAPPY IS HE* (*USA?)
who repays you for what you have done to us* (*the Jews)
he who seizes your INFANTS*
(*not fetuses, but infants!)
and dashes them against the rocks*
(*religion makes you wonder…)
I* (*God, not Satan, but God!) will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters.*
(*Christians would always say “grace” before dinner)
(It happened!) With their own hands compassionate women*
(*God/Jesus loving ladies)
have cooked their own children.*
(*they turned out delicious! Should God loving Preachers tell starving people in Somalia what does the Bible teach?)
Christians hide from public knowledge the gross immorality of the repulsive God that Jews, Christians and Muslims still worship today!