Is the main reason santa is jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?

hmmm....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    11 answers and nobody has said ho ho ho yet???

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    NO! He's jolly because he can choose NOT to give presents to the bad girls.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Santa's a sugar daddy. C'mon, how else do the bad girls wind up with those nice expensive shiny things?

  • NVM3
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Santa knows what's up

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL. I think he's jolly because Mrs. Clause is always feeding him some good home cooking, look at his gutt.

  • Never thought Santa to be savvy in that fashion, but point taken.

  • ya wen
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He doesn't give out present to any bad girls/boys so your points are just pointless.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hell Yeah. Why do you think he has em sit on his lap. You know he doesn't wear underwear ... right. Commando Santa. Feel it feel it.

    ;-)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    NO its because hes' hitting the pipe and getting the munchies

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I always thought it was because he got all those free cookies but if you wanna let your mind go down the gutter than sure....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah he gets his jollies

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