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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.?

Don't you think :)

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  • Mera
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    I thought he only came once a year...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows every xmas season he can fulfil his pedophile dreams.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah because they have the best "Milk and cookies.." and whips...Sometimes pink fuzy handcuffs that make santa go NO NO NO!

  • 1 decade ago

    lmfao grey! funny! santa's a naughty naughty man! Star! great question

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  • So you mean he has a special present that the girls have to "unwrap" when he comes to town? :D

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  • Beau R
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Right on.

  • 1 decade ago

    hmmmmm, possibly

  • 1 decade ago

    yea, mrs clause doesnt give him enough action. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! i just thought about that in my head...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  • Nova
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    heavens, I must be a good girl :'((

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ugh...no one wants to see that man naked.

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