Is my poem, My wife the bullrider entertaining?
My wife's dream is to ride a bull
She's got the cash her pockets full
So she takes the course and now she's ready
Her nerves are good, her hand is steady
Then she looks the bulls right in the eye
And chose the one that she would try
But when the bull busts from the gate
My wife yells hey, I said to wait
She then turns around and grabs his tail
And says Hows that feel you frisky male
She then gives that thing a mighty yank
But he throws her off, like from a plank
She then lands upon her own two feet
And then looks at him like he's dead meat
She then musters up a deadly roar
And chases him right out the door
Then the bull then runs right across a lawn
And she can't gain ground with high heels on
But she runs into her friend called Noah
And pushes him right off his mower
She then puts that thing in highest gear
And catches up to that bulls rear
She then does a flip right in the air
She knows she'll land, just don't know where
Well I don't know how she did that landing
Right on his back, with both feet standing
She then shows that bull his torn off tail
And says, You got me mad I broke a nail
Now the bull knows there's no where to go
And the others saw the dam whole show
Now when the bulls see who's a top to ride
They know her skills can't be denied
- Anonymous1 decade agoBest Answer
OMG ! This was the first question that actually made me laugh today ! 10 points for you my friend !!
- 3 years ago
Haha confident... often I hate interpreting people's poems on right here, yet yours became into certainly humorous and lovable. I enjoyed it. If my husband gave it to me, i could absolutley like it. attempt this, additionally... She then turns around and grabbed his tail She says you dont play honest even though it is too previous as a results of bail She then gave that component a powerful heave It threw her off, she does not leave She then landed on her own 2 ft The bull knew that he became into lifeless meat My spouse then mustered up a powerful roar That bull ran out the closest door additionally, in the 2nd line, it may be, "She thinks she'll get a thrill from this..."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Liked it alot - very entertaining and fanciful - sounds a little like - Paul Bunyan and Babe. ♥
- Bob M. GeorgiaLv 41 decade ago
Wonderfully amusing. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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- truluv exists!Lv 61 decade ago
dude is this some kind of subconscious freudian sexual fantasy poem?
it was very good!!!
- 1 decade ago
LAMO! that was very good! i really liked the ending
- PatLv 71 decade ago
I love it! Your wife's rodeo name will be 'Bodacious'.