Is my poem, My wife the bullrider entertaining?

My wife's dream is to ride a bull

She's got the cash her pockets full

So she takes the course and now she's ready

Her nerves are good, her hand is steady

Then she looks the bulls right in the eye

And chose the one that she would try

But when the bull busts from the gate

My wife yells hey, I said to wait

She then turns around and grabs his tail

And says Hows that feel you frisky male

She then gives that thing a mighty yank

But he throws her off, like from a plank

She then lands upon her own two feet

And then looks at him like he's dead meat

She then musters up a deadly roar

And chases him right out the door

Then the bull then runs right across a lawn

And she can't gain ground with high heels on

But she runs into her friend called Noah

And pushes him right off his mower

She then puts that thing in highest gear

And catches up to that bulls rear

She then does a flip right in the air

She knows she'll land, just don't know where

Well I don't know how she did that landing

Right on his back, with both feet standing

She then shows that bull his torn off tail

And says, You got me mad I broke a nail

Now the bull knows there's no where to go

And the others saw the dam whole show

Now when the bulls see who's a top to ride

They know her skills can't be denied

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    OMG ! This was the first question that actually made me laugh today ! 10 points for you my friend !!

  • 3 years ago

    Haha confident... often I hate interpreting people's poems on right here, yet yours became into certainly humorous and lovable. I enjoyed it. If my husband gave it to me, i could absolutley like it. attempt this, additionally... She then turns around and grabbed his tail She says you dont play honest even though it is too previous as a results of bail She then gave that component a powerful heave It threw her off, she does not leave She then landed on her own 2 ft The bull knew that he became into lifeless meat My spouse then mustered up a powerful roar That bull ran out the closest door additionally, in the 2nd line, it may be, "She thinks she'll get a thrill from this..."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Liked it alot - very entertaining and fanciful - sounds a little like - Paul Bunyan and Babe. ♥

  • 1 decade ago

    Wonderfully amusing. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    dude is this some kind of subconscious freudian sexual fantasy poem?

    it was very good!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    LAMO! that was very good! i really liked the ending

  • Pat
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I love it! Your wife's rodeo name will be 'Bodacious'.

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