My poem, My wife the Christmas shopper, is it entertaining?

My wife and I went Christmas shopping

With all these sales she's got me hopping

I said I don't have too much money

She said that's OK, I've got plastic honey

She says this one has got increased credit

Just why I told her, now I dread it

Now suddenly my mood is changing

Because increased payments, she's arranging

My wife is now a real big spender

And she's on a one day bender

She says my mother will like this

I said with that price you can not miss

I wish I just could go drink beer

But that would mean I leave her here

I think that would be a mistake

One I don't think I'll partake

For all the men who feel my sorrow

Just keep the faith, there is tomorrow

These cards have limits, that is cool

It's kinda like the Mercy Rule

7 Answers

  • Taryn
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Very cute :)

    I like it!

  • 1 decade ago

    This was a most enjoyable read. I could definitely relate too - with your wife! I love the ending line, 'It's kinda like the Mercy Rule' - very funny, indeed. Thank you for sharing.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol love the poem it was very entertaining and funny

    one part is that it doesnt make sense when she says

    She said that's OK, I've got plastic honey

    because were did the plastic come from? instead maybe you should put money even if it doesnt sound as good it still works

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Entertaining idea but I think you should fix it up a little. The lines don't flow very well and some are just boring. But really, nice idea!

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  • 1 decade ago

    this is SO, SO true. Been there time and time again, before the divorce.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i like it. its cute! i like the plastic part. I LOVE IT.

  • 1 decade ago

    hey i like it

    i think its good. =)

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