My poem, My wifes daily shower, is it humerous?

When she takes her daily shower It always takes her near an hour I wonder what she does in there Does it take that long to wash her hair She says she needs to wash each spot Cause she will smell, if she does not I think she needs a shower tutor I’ll look for one on the computer I guess that was a bad... show more When she takes her daily shower
It always takes her near an hour
I wonder what she does in there
Does it take that long to wash her hair

She says she needs to wash each spot
Cause she will smell, if she does not
I think she needs a shower tutor
I’ll look for one on the computer

I guess that was a bad idea
I don’t need all those weirdo’s here
I just need one to talk her through it
Everyone just wants to help her do it

One morning my son had to go
I told him wait, but he said no
He went upstairs and flushed the jon
My wife yelled yikes, what’s going on

Then all I hear is the dogs howling
And their in sync with my cat meowing
So theres the thing that bothers me
Is that she can’t sing like on TV
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