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Male, age 66 -Retired Minister Retired LEO, Disabled Married, 3 children, all boys 8 grand kids 4 boys, 4 girls Dog Lover. Like to fish Like to play 'fantasy football Good sense of humor Happily married to the greatest gal in the world. Luv being on Y!A and being a little silly. I dislike the arrogant religious "trashers" & trolls. I'm very serious about my faith. If you're a little silly and a harmlessly kidder, or serious about your Christian faith, you're welcome to make me a contact. Atheists, Religious critics, vulgar talkers, trolls don't bother! I'll block you as quickly as I realize it (On here for fun and friends) (\___/) Put this bunny on your (=0_0=) Page if you're against ANIMAL ABUSE!

  • Who can tell me the special significance of tomorrow?

    Different Expressions about 'tomorrow'?

    5 AnswersWords & Wordplay9 years ago
  • Who wrote the popular 7th inn ing song,?

    "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"? No, it was NOT Harry Carey!

    4 AnswersBaseball10 years ago
  • Who hit the very first...?

    'inside the park' home run in an all star game?

    2 AnswersBaseball10 years ago
  • Who hit the only Grand Slam...?

    in All-Star history?

    5 AnswersBaseball10 years ago
  • Has the Bible changed...?

    and become corrupted?

    21 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Does the 'original' sin,...?

    committed by Adam & Eve, have anything to do with sex?

    10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Is it possible for 'good people'...?

    to end up going to hell?

    8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Why don't the Jewish people..?

    Believe that Jesus is the Messiah?

    10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Is there a difference...?

    Between Christians and Catholics?

    10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Does it matter if the Gospels....?

    are totally accurate about Jesus?

    4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Why doesn't God perform a miracle...?

    And prove himself to us?

    5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Did we get here......?

    by random chance?

    9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • Why does one need God.................?

    to be happy in life

    (no trolls or skeptics, please)

    2 AnswersReligion & Spirituality10 years ago
  • The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Can you think of any other comments to add to?

    Dear Dogs and Cats:

    1) The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

    2) The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run..

    3) I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. However, dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

    4) For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

    5) The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

    Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

    TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

    (1) They live here. You don't.

    (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.

    (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

    (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly...

    Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they

    (1) eat less

    (2) don't ask for money all the time

    (3) are easier to train

    (4) normally come when called

    (5) never ask to drive the car

    (6) don't hang out with drug-using people

    (7) don't smoke or drink

    (8) don't want to wear your clothes

    (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions

    (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college

    (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children .

    12 AnswersDogs1 decade ago
  • The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Can you think of any other comments to add to?

    Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run..

    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. However, dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

    For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

    The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

    Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

    TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

    (1) They live here. You don't.

    (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.

    (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

    (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly...

    Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they

    (1) eat less

    (2) don't ask for money all the time

    (3) are easier to train

    (4) normally come when called

    (5) never ask to drive the car

    (6) don't hang out with drug-using people

    (7) don't smoke or drink

    (8) don't want to wear your clothes

    (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions

    (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college

    (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children .

    13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Week 10 Fantasy Football Question?

    Defenses?

    Use Dallas against Green Bay (or)

    Pittsburgh against Cincinnati?.............................and Why?

    8 AnswersFantasy Sports1 decade ago
  • Will you critique my?

    Beginner's poem?

    I enjoy the beauty each season may bring,

    And hearing the sounds of the birds as they sing,

    The whispers of the forest, the voice of the winds,

    And the peaceful night voices of all my friends

    As they gently utter their cheerful cries

    Under the starry, blissful moon-lit skies.

    16 AnswersPoetry1 decade ago