If your dog understood everything you say, but only for 30 seconds, what would you say?

Question

Suddenly, your dog is able to understand every word you say, but it's only for 30 seconds.
What would you say to your dog?
I'd tell my dog how much I love him and I'd let him know what he means to me. I know I get angry at him sometimes, and I sometimes act like he isn't important to me at all, but he is. He's my baby boy, and I'd do anything for him.

What about you?

Answer 1

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I would tell him how very much we love him and how he has made our lives so much happier. I would also tell him that he is an amazing dog and that he is really smart.

Then I would tell him to stop putting his paw up on people, to stop barking at the front door all the time.

Finally, I would have him communicate to our other dog that it is NOT OK to pee in the house.

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Answer 2

I'd tell him that it is a pleasure that he's around and that he makes us very happy. We also appreciate that he watches out for us and protects us and we really want him to be happy all the time.

Answer 3

Don't bark so much
The postman isn't Lucifer
Drink water before we go for walks
Remember we can't play with you 24/7
When you're on your own don't get too depressed, we'll be back
And of course, we love you lots : )

Answer 4

I would say something along the lines of I love you and because of that remember that when I say down or here there is a good reason and that is not to spoil your fun.

Answer 5

It would take me longer than that to think of something to say But i suppose it would be ,can you stop wanting to go for 3 mile walks in the rain lol.

Answer 6

I'd say thanks

though they might not speak dogs can understand the grand majority of what you say to them, and smell the emotional content.

Answer 7

I tell her just how happy it is that she cant repeat a word I say to anyone then Id teach her how to give a good back message while she still understood :-)

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Answer 8

I would tell her to stay close to your family. We love you and will forgive almost anything she does. Not every person or dog means well, and we never want to loose her or see her hurt.