What would happen if I were to go around and pee on random women and claim them as my property?

Question

I am a 15 female btw and every time I see women on the street I feel the urge to pee on them and claim them as my own. Especially the pregnant one. I was just wondering what would happen if I were to. Do you think the women would get mad?

Answer 1

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No, they would respect you for showing your dominance.

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Asker's Comment:

That's exactly what I was thinking. Thank you for the confirmation! (: I'm off to get some new property! (:

Answer 2

You also get to experience the thrill of being arrested, charged with a crime, going to court,and paying restitution.

Answer 3

it's called a surprise ! she'll love it.