HOME MADE FLESHLIGHT IDEAS PLEASE HELP!!!!?

Question

my wife is away for a week and i need some ideas on how to make a home made fleshlight or anything that would be fun and easy to make ;)

Answer 1

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homemade fleshlight might be unsafe in many ways (infection, unsoft surfance, etc). you better use this one http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=65275
it's safe, cool, and isn't expensive

Answer 2

umm, get some clingfilm, wrap up a teatowel with it, and some lube. Put the lube on the clingfilm,
wrap your clingfilm fleshlight around your crank, and off you go!

Answer 3

hmmmm.... get on the computer and "make one" out of a series of electronical impulses to fleshlight HQ to make it teleport in 3-5 days to your door.