Maybe you are right... but here you have the Bible scoop on Hell...
Some Christians will get a virtual first row seat in Heaven to enjoy watching how ALL their unbelieving relatives and all people who NEVER HEARD ABOUT JESUS CHRIST THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD are going to be tormented in a “sulfuric lake of fire” that God created in a “bottomless pit” below the flat Bible Earth to run, maintenance free, for ever and ever for zillions of years.
After his crucifixion, Jesus Christ was sent there for a 3 day inspection tour and found NO GLITCHES to report.
There is no other clue of what the Hell Jesus ever accomplished in Hell (1Pet3:19).
BTW, in his own masochistic fetish Jesus calls Hell, PARADISE (Luk23:43)!
Jesus never worked in FIRE AND RESCUE to know anything about saving human life.
He makes a mockery of moron Christians of the wrong Church brand for missing the “strait gate” or for not finding the “narrow way” to Heaven, so they end up in Hell (Mat7:13-14).
(Sweet Jesus says) And being in torments in Hell, he*
(*not any gay, atheist, or abortionist, but a GOD CURSED RICH JEW relative of Jesus that he came to “save”)
lifted up his eyes*
and saw Abraham afar off*
(*way up in the sky beyond the last seen galaxy)
(*a poor Jewish bum)
in his bosom*
(*that’s Heaven! In Christian mythology anybody DOWN in Hell will recognize everybody UP in Heaven, and vise versa! Any Christian that married more than once may see the better spouse DOWN in Hell, not UP in Heaven with them. Jesus was teaching to HATE almost everybody, especially family members, so they can feel comfortable in Heaven -Luk14:26,Mat10:37)
“Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham*
(*Abraham was in charge of Heaven until Saint Peter took over -Mat6:19. Jesus officially gave him the keys of Heaven and Hell -Rev1:18 before kicking Abraham in the butt)
have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame*
(*there is no fresh water in Hell, aka Lake of Fire. Christians in Heaven will have fun sticking a wet big finger up in the air at them)
But Abraham said, ‘Son*
(*Abraham attempted the murder of his own son Isaac. Now he is the sarcastic ancestor of this rich Jew in Hell! Nobody in Heaven has the least compassion for any relative in Hell! The Clergy is promising Christians that the memory of their family will be erased in Heaven…)
(*Oops sorry! but Jesus says that in Heaven and Hell everybody will keep their memory intact for zillions of years; or else Heaven wouldn’t be any fun!)
that in your lifetime you received your good things*
(*in this big story, “sin” is to be rich unless you tithe 10%, of course!)
and likewise Lazarus evil things; but now he is comforted*
(*for ever and ever because all his life he was PAYING TITHES -Mar12:42-43)
and you are tormented*
(*for zillions of years, so all the Christians, Jesus and the angels and God will have fun watching)
(Jesus’ enemies include the rich bankers) But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them*
–bring them here and kill them in front of me!*
Jesus, knowing that they*
(*all kinds of Jews!)
intended to come and make him KING BY FORCE, withdrew AGAIN*
(*it happened all the time, like in all the RAPTURE stories we hear)
to a mountain by himself*
(*God was working on a new Religion for the Roman Empire and they needed a non-Jewish oriented Jesus)
(God says) YOU ARE UNDER A CURSE—the whole Nation of you*
(*all Israel, all Jews)
because you are ROBBING ME* (*$$$). Bring the whole TITHE*
(*10% of all income)
into the STOREHOUSE*
that there may be FOOD IN MY HOUSE*
(*God doesn’t go for animal sacrifices any more!)
(Jesus is shouting at the JEWS that he came to save) Depart from me, YE CURSED*
(*Jesus hates the Jews for robbing God, i.e. shortchanging the Clergy!)
into everlasting fire*
(*not into a hole in the ground like the JW Elders prefer)
prepared for the devil and his angels.
In Christian mythology God not SATAN, but God will personally supervise the torments in Hell!
(Jesus says) "he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath.*
(*boozer God talk)
=He will be tormented with BURNING SULFUR*
(*God’s favorite torture!)
in the presence of the holy angels*
(*and all Christians in Heaven)
and of the Lamb*
(*the Queer Bastard Jesus Christ)
and the smoke of their TORMENT rises for ever and ever!*
(*FOR ZILLIONS AND ZILLIONS OF YEARS, as a monument of God’s Intelligent Design -Luk12:5)
God FOREORDAINED his “only begotten Son Jesus Christ” to be beaten to a pulp full of Roman soldiers’ spit before getting nailed to a Holy Roman Cross to make all this fun possible for ever (1Pet1:19-20,Rev2:23)!
POLITICAL leaders in the USA know that most Christian BRANDS have a common trait that can be exploited to their advantage!
But the Clergy is still the one benefitting the most, because without them religion wouldn’t exist!