How will you savour John & Edward's performance tonight?

Question

First I plan to watch Ghostbusters, starring the undeniable comedy talent that is William Atherton, just to get me in the mood. Then I plan to listen to the Ghostbusters theme tune several times by Ray Parker Junior on my Windows portable media player, and then finally I will turn the lights down low, turn on the television, put my feet in my massaging Scholl foot spa, and then prepared to be amazed by another ground breaking performance by the young talents that are John & Edward in full Dolby Surround glory, while supping a refreshing glass of Liebfraumilch, with Terrence the cat on my lap.

How will YOU savour John and Edward's performance tonight?

Answer 1

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First i make love to a Hungarian midget several times, and then there we both sit all hyped and ready for J&E and get told there on after the break but have to wait until the end of the show! Well you can understand how angry i got, and unforunately punched the midget leaving her out cold for a good couple of minutes. Well todays a new day, and because of several legal reasons i have had to change midget.

Answer 2

The devil's in the detail, as they say!

I will be waiting with anticpation to be thrilled (yet appalled) by their mismatched dancing, incredibly bad timing and by one of them guiding the other through the dance steps, livel in front of millions of people.

This is car-crash teely at its very best.

I have just eaten bubble and squeak for my tea, so i may very well be throwing this up from lauging so much.

Answer 3

I will watch them and laugh,they are entertaining,but have no talent.wont win.People are keeping them in because their fun and it annoys Simon,a few more weeks of fun then they should go.

Answer 4

Your plan for tonight made me lol!! hahah
I shall be listening to Ghostbusters theme tune before, then get ready for John and Edward's performance!
I'm sure it will be a very entrertaining and interesting one!

Answer 5

One very large glass of white wine box of chocolates and ear plugs lol I to be honest am looking forward to it and wondering if marshmellow man will be on set lol

Answer 6

I will not be watching the x factor.

Answer 7

With the "mute" button.

Answer 8

I will point and laugh.
They're entertaining, I'll give them that :)