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Why did it take God a whole week to create everything?

And why did he have to rest if he's so all powerful? Couldn't he have done it all in the blink of an eye?
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Who says there was no time before creation? If a unit of time measurement was referenced, there must have been time.

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phil8656 by phil8656
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God is male. So he probably did it all between naps on the couch. Which explains a lot of the weird stuff, like monkeys. Why did he make them?
If god were female everything would be a lot neater and orderly. And it would probably have been done in a Sunday afternoon.
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On which day did god create the couch?

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